ME & MY KITTY
02-26-2007, 05:28 PM
Will I live to be 80?
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
or bicycling?"
No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a
lot of sex?"
No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit?":banana: :banana: :banana:
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
or bicycling?"
No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a
lot of sex?"
No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit?":banana: :banana: :banana: