pumpkin
06-10-2005, 07:49 AM
Subject: Friends
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at
aparty. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest
room.Those who remained talked about their kids.?The first guy said,
"My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company
at the bottom of the barrel.He studied Economics and Business
Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now
he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his
best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."?The second
guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He
started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to
become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he
owns the majority of its assets.He's so rich that he gave his best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday."?The third man said: "Well,
that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an
engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a
multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive
to his best friend forhis birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."The
three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from
the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"One of
the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
thesuccesses of our sons. ...What about your son?"?The fourth man
replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a
nightclub."The three friends said: "What a shame...what a
disappointment."The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my
son and Ilove him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and
the other dayhe received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at
aparty. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest
room.Those who remained talked about their kids.?The first guy said,
"My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company
at the bottom of the barrel.He studied Economics and Business
Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now
he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his
best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."?The second
guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He
started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to
become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he
owns the majority of its assets.He's so rich that he gave his best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday."?The third man said: "Well,
that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an
engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a
multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive
to his best friend forhis birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."The
three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from
the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"One of
the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
thesuccesses of our sons. ...What about your son?"?The fourth man
replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a
nightclub."The three friends said: "What a shame...what a
disappointment."The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my
son and Ilove him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and
the other dayhe received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."