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ME & MY KITTY
01-31-2007, 12:32 PM
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed
Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the
other
boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it
and
breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview
the boy. "Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts
writing

in his notebook. "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies.
"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the
reporter and starts writing again.

"Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his
notebook.
"But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but
since
we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and
starts
writing again.

"Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his
notebook.
"I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone
in
Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root
for?"
the reporter asked. "I'm a Colts Fan," the boy replies. The
reporter
starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little Bastard From Indiana Kills Beloved Family Pet"

halicat
01-31-2007, 12:37 PM
:rll: :rll: :devil

pumpkin
01-31-2007, 12:53 PM
:rll: :rll:

blackcat
01-31-2007, 01:16 PM
That was FUNNY! Go Bears....................... :tu: :tu: :tu:

MissKitty
01-31-2007, 01:16 PM
That kid has class !!! Go colts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orange
01-31-2007, 04:13 PM
Funny joke, yes. But unfortunately, that's how the media works.... That's why I don't listen to the news.....