ME & MY KITTY
01-30-2007, 12:07 AM
Potty Break***
>>
>> *A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
>>
>> A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the
>> bathroom.
>>
>> A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through
the
>> bar.
>>
>> The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
>> screaming.
>>
>> "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the
customers!"
>>
>> "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,
>> something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."
>>
>> With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says.
>>
>> You're sitting on the mop bucket."
>>
>> *A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
>>
>> A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the
>> bathroom.
>>
>> A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through
the
>> bar.
>>
>> The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
>> screaming.
>>
>> "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the
customers!"
>>
>> "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,
>> something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."
>>
>> With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says.
>>
>> You're sitting on the mop bucket."