Michael Jackson

[Lone Ranger]

Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.

The Captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"

Michael asked, "What about the children?"

The Captain replied, "Screw the children!"

Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said........."Do we have time?"

[pumpkin]

:rll: :rll: :rll:

[Gary C]

I heard yesterday on the radio that Mike actually paid radio stations NOT to play his brothers and sisters music.