ME & MY KITTY
01-22-2007, 05:38 PM
GOLF CADDIE
A man goes to a public golf course.
"I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie."
The attendant says, " All of the caddies are out on the course but we just got 8 brand new robot golf caddies. Take one with you out on the course and if you will come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today!"
The golfer took the offer... approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I think my driver will do the job."
The robot caddied said, "No sir. Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole."
Hesitantly, the golfer did that & the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green.
The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him. As the golfer pulled out his putter, he said, "I think this green is gonna break left to right."
The robot said, "No sir. I do believe this green will break right to left."
He decided again to listen to the machine. He made his putt and birdied the hole!
But his luck didn't end there! His entire game was the best game he ever played. Upon returning to the clubhouse, he was asked, "How was your game?"
"It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots. See you next week!"
A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop saying "I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please!"
"We had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints."
Confused, the golfer cried, "COMPLAINTS? Who in the hell could've complained about those robots? They were incredible!"
The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance. It was that they were shiny silver metal, and the glare from the machine was blinding to other golfers on the fairway."
The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"
The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Three of 'em didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, one was arrested for dealing drugs, and the other two robbed the pro shop."
A man goes to a public golf course.
"I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie."
The attendant says, " All of the caddies are out on the course but we just got 8 brand new robot golf caddies. Take one with you out on the course and if you will come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today!"
The golfer took the offer... approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I think my driver will do the job."
The robot caddied said, "No sir. Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole."
Hesitantly, the golfer did that & the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green.
The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him. As the golfer pulled out his putter, he said, "I think this green is gonna break left to right."
The robot said, "No sir. I do believe this green will break right to left."
He decided again to listen to the machine. He made his putt and birdied the hole!
But his luck didn't end there! His entire game was the best game he ever played. Upon returning to the clubhouse, he was asked, "How was your game?"
"It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots. See you next week!"
A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop saying "I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please!"
"We had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints."
Confused, the golfer cried, "COMPLAINTS? Who in the hell could've complained about those robots? They were incredible!"
The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance. It was that they were shiny silver metal, and the glare from the machine was blinding to other golfers on the fairway."
The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"
The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Three of 'em didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, one was arrested for dealing drugs, and the other two robbed the pro shop."