My dogs

[kul52]

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no clue who their daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and expect me to feel guilty because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.........

My dogs get their first checks Friday!

Wow, is this is a great country or what?

[JustAKid]

free money for Deadwood , You get to buy the beer :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

[pumpkin]

I bet if you have a rooster you would have no problem of getting it.