pumpkin
06-08-2005, 08:53 AM
Sex in Florida
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor
asked,
"What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor
looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said,
"There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged
them $50
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then
leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find
out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here
for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor
asked,
"What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor
looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said,
"There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged
them $50
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then
leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find
out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here
for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."