Hillary Clinton is going for the Presidency...

[halicat]

its official.....read them and weep....

Clinton made the announcement on her website Saturday morning.
"I'm in. And I'm in to win. Today I am announcing that I will form an exploratory committee to run for president," Clinton said on the site.

maybe hubby Bill can help her with the "exploratory" part... seems to me he was good at that...


how about some Hillary jokes.... I'll start...8-)

"Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women. She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should she be telling people this story? I mean she's basically saying she wants to be president because she can't do anything else." --Jay Leno


"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk." --Jay Leno


"Did you hear what the Republicans have said about Hillary Clinton? They say she's too angry to be president. Hillary Clinton, Senator Hillary Clinton, too angry to be president. When she heard this, Hillary said, 'Oh yeah? I'll rip your throats out, you bastards.'" --David Letterman


"While visiting Kenya, former President Clinton was offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter, Chelsea, by a love struck government official. Bill said, "No way!" How does that make Hillary feel? Bill almost gave her up for one cow." --Jay Leno

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[Snoman]

Got Room for another PROWLER in your town??????Move over I'm Coming up!!!!!!!;-)

[halicat]

you'll be ok Tom.... I can't picture her getting in...

if she does, we will find a spot for you....:tu:


heres another one:

"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch." —Craig Kilborn

[mopardave]

I don't think the Republicans have a strong enough candidate to run against her or Obama. I am pretty certain the next President will be Democrat.....male or female.

[Snoman]

Dave why did you have to say that,,,,,,,,,Move over Jimbo I'm packing now lol!!!:vomit:

[halicat]

In Canada our two major parties are both the same... they both cheat, steal, lie, and have no morals....

unfortunatly we end up voting for the best liar....

after the elections , we are all asked to bend over...lol:oops:

[Krzy Kat]

Obama for the few times I've heard him speak, sounds very eloquent and smart. If he's got no skeletons in his closet, he could be first minority president/vice president. But there is NO WAY I would vote for him if Hillary is on that ticket. I don't trust her, and don't like her. I assume Democrats will win the white house, but if they put Hillary on the ticket ... I bet they would lose.

[mopardave]

I will not vote for any ticket that has Hillary on it.......does it count to vote for "none of the above"???

[halicat]

Thats called a "protest vote""....

I should do that here....:idea:

[mopardave]

I am not allowed to protest....my wife is Judge of Election for our precinct.

[DavidN]

Hillary Clinton :vomit:

[BLEW BUYOU]

One of her stupidist statements when being pushed by the media about her husband was "what do you mean, WE are the president" absurd!!!

[halicat]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/halicat/hillary_collage.jpg

[Mr.Mcgoo]

Jim

Better put an extension on the house because she gets elected I am moving up with Sno so you will need the room.

[halicat]

I hear ya...

I'm in another country and she scares me...lol

lots of room up here for all the refugees.....
:beer:

[Snoman]

:tu: :bows :beer: ;-)

[ME & MY KITTY]

I KNOW FOR A FACT IF SHE WERE ELECTED PREZ, SHE WOULD BE A GREAT IMPROVEMENT THEN WHAT'S THERE NOW NO ONE. CLINTON /OBAMA:banana: :banana:

[Dreamcast18]

c'mon..we want the all-american guy no? Someone who knows donuts, beer, TV and nuclear power!

http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/0/189ng7kph8t5m.jpg

[Snoman]

I KNOW FOR A FACT IF SHE WERE ELECTED PREZ, SHE WOULD BE A GREAT IMPROVEMENT THEN WHAT'S THERE NOW NO ONE. CLINTON /OBAMA:banana: :banana:


This proves the fact that you are FU@#ING NUTZ!!!!!!
Rick we need to talk!:mrgreen:

[MissKitty]

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o195/MissKitty1972/CuriousGeorge.jpg

Fair is fair - :rll: :rll: :rll:

[Pepe]

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o195/MissKitty1972/CuriousGeorge.jpg

Fair is fair - :rll: :rll: :rll:

I would rather have a BITCH than a Monkey as prez. :devil

[AC-INXS]

I would rather have a BITCH than a Monkey as prez. :devil

DustBowl - you'll regret that statement,,,,,,,,,, :cry: :cry:

[halicat]

Hillary Clinton vs. God

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."
God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."

[halicat]

This one is for you AC...

Hillary Clinton Commemorative Stamp

The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a picture of Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements while serving as the First Lady of our nation.

The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the "Hillary" postage was not being delivered. Senator Clinton demanded a full investigation into the allegations.

A special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several months and many dollars spent, made the following findings:

*The stamp was manufactured properly.
*There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.
*People were just spitting on the wrong side

[halicat]

http://www.prowltalk.com/ppost/data/500/hillary_kfcspecial.jpg

[AC-INXS]

"There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.
*People were just spitting on the wrong side"
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[halicat]

Dusti... pay attention, this one is about you...8-)


Hillary Clinton Visits School Children
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
"Dusti."
"And what is your question, Dusti ?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And,
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is."Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And,
Fifth - what happened to Dusti?

[blackcat]

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[MissKitty]

George Bush and Sex
Much has already been published about the sexual preferences and notorious behavior of former President Clinton.

However, little has been reported on the sexual practices of the current Commander-in-Chief. It has recently been learned that the President and Mrs. Bush only make love with Laura Bush on top since George W. Bush can only f**k up.
:devil

[halicat]

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[Pepe]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a171/Thunderbirds1970/churchsignlord3.jpg


:shock:

[halicat]

:shock: :shock:

[ME & MY KITTY]

WHAT CAN I SAY OUR COUNTRY IS BEING RUN BY A DICK AND A BUSH.:banana: :banana:

[blackcat]

Well if you vote for Hillary and Obama you'll end up with a cunt and a runt with increased taxes. So you choose.....................:rll: :rll: :rll:

[DavidN]

:rll: :rll:

[ME & MY KITTY]

EITHER WAY WE ALL LOSE.:rll:

[TOOLHEAD]

ANYTHING will be better than the current clowns we have as President and VP.

I'm not a Hillary fan and won't vote for her. Not sure yet about Obama. Not a big Edwards fan either. The one guy I do like is :bows Gov Bill Richardson in New Mexico, but he has a snow balls' chance in hell of getting the nomination.

I don't like McCain and I'm scared to death of that :vomit: Brownback. I still like Chuck Hagel.

Just like we keep hoping Iraq finds its own George Washington, Thomas Jefferson or Abe Lincoln, maybe the US will finally find a real leader. My fingers are crossed! In the mean time I'm watching hockey!!! :beer:

[mopardave]

Politicians seem to all rise to their own level of incompetence. Unfortunately, they have all peaked at the Presidency all at once!