a girl about to jump off a bridge

[Snoman]

A truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he says.

"I'm trying to commit suicide," she says.

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a b#@$job?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the trucker says,

"Wow! That's a wasted talent. Why are you committing suicide?"

"Cause my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."

:rll::rll::rll:

[enzvoy]

:eek2::eek2::eek2::vomit::vomit::vomit:

[pumpkin]

:rll::rll::rll::rll::rll:

[Dreamcast18]

:eek2::eek2::eek2::vomit::vomit::vomit:

i second that

[JustAKid]

:eek2::eek::eek2::eek::rll::rll::rll::rll::rll:

[TytaniumK]

:eek:Whoa Nellie~:eek:

:rolleyes:Do ya' reckon "that" changed the Truck Driver's mind?:rolleyes:

<HEY SNO....The Title is MISleading!>

[EssexExport]

:rll::rll::rll:

[magnummrk]

I'm staying out of elkhorn

[Mrs.Freeze]

:devil:devil:devil:devil,,, that will teach all you horny boys,,,,:devil:devil:devil

[Tabasco Cat]

:eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2:

[Controldave]

:eek:Some things you're just better off not knowing............:rll::rll:

[TytaniumK]

:eek:Some things you're just better off not knowing............:rll::rll:R U saying the Truck Driver shouldda quit while he was.............wait for it....................AHEAD?:biggrin::biggrin: