pumpkin
01-17-2007, 08:48 AM
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REDNECK VASECTOMY
After having their 11th child, a Tennessee couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to
his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have
any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly
alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light
it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to
10.
The Tennesseean said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in
the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count:
******** "1"
******** "2"
******** "3"
******** "4"
******** "5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and
resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Missouri, Mississippi, Arkansas and
Alabama.
REDNECK VASECTOMY
After having their 11th child, a Tennessee couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to
his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have
any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly
alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light
it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to
10.
The Tennesseean said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in
the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count:
******** "1"
******** "2"
******** "3"
******** "4"
******** "5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and
resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Missouri, Mississippi, Arkansas and
Alabama.