pumpkin
01-16-2007, 09:10 AM
Subject:Ghosts
A professor at the University of Georgia is giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people
here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've seen a ghost. About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good.
I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghost? 15 students raise their hands. Has anyone here ever touched a
ghost. 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question, any of you ever made
love to a ghost?"
Billy Bob, way in the back raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his
way up to the podium. As he reached the front of the room, the professor
says, "Well, so tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
To which Billy Bob replied, "Shiiiiiit!!!. From way back thar I thought
you said "Goats"!!
A professor at the University of Georgia is giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people
here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've seen a ghost. About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good.
I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghost? 15 students raise their hands. Has anyone here ever touched a
ghost. 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question, any of you ever made
love to a ghost?"
Billy Bob, way in the back raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his
way up to the podium. As he reached the front of the room, the professor
says, "Well, so tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
To which Billy Bob replied, "Shiiiiiit!!!. From way back thar I thought
you said "Goats"!!