TooHipCat
06-16-2010, 08:51 AM
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after; and rode motorcycles;
And went fishing and hunting; and played golf;
And dated women half his age; and drank beer and scotch;
And drank milk right from the container; and he never
Again asked for directions when traveling;
And had tons of money in the bank; and left the toilet seat up
And farted whenever he wanted.
The End
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after; and rode motorcycles;
And went fishing and hunting; and played golf;
And dated women half his age; and drank beer and scotch;
And drank milk right from the container; and he never
Again asked for directions when traveling;
And had tons of money in the bank; and left the toilet seat up
And farted whenever he wanted.
The End