Krzy Kat
01-13-2007, 11:25 AM
Dear Friends and Relatives,
I have the distinguished honor of being on the
committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument to George
W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt.
Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room
for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue
of George in the Washington DC "Hall Of Fame". We
were in a quandary as to where the statue should be
placed. It was not proper to place it beside the
statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or
beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since
George could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher
Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left
not knowing where he was going, and when he got there
he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing
where he had been, decimated the well being of the
majority of the population while he was there, and did
it all on someone else's money.
Thank you,
George W. Bush Monument Committee
P.S. We have raised $1.40 so far.
I have the distinguished honor of being on the
committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument to George
W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt.
Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room
for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue
of George in the Washington DC "Hall Of Fame". We
were in a quandary as to where the statue should be
placed. It was not proper to place it beside the
statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or
beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since
George could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher
Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left
not knowing where he was going, and when he got there
he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing
where he had been, decimated the well being of the
majority of the population while he was there, and did
it all on someone else's money.
Thank you,
George W. Bush Monument Committee
P.S. We have raised $1.40 so far.