Hellcat Pickup Lines

[Krzy Kat]

>
> 1) Did you fart?
>
> cuz you blew me away.
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> 2) Are yer parents retarded?
>
> cuz ya sure are special.
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> 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
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> I can't hold it in.
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> 4) Do you have a library card?
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> cuz I'd like to sign you out.
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> 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
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> cuz I can see myself in em.
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> 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
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> I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
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> 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
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> but beauty's only a light switch away.
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> 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
> Woman - "WHAT?"
> Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
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> 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
>
> but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
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> 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
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> I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
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> 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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> 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
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> we kin sleep til afternoon.
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> and.... the best for last!
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> 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
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> every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

[halicat]

you forgot my best one !

"nice tooth, get in the truck"

:rll:

[pumpkin]

13, 13, 13 best one ever.:beer: :beer: :beer:

[BLEW BUYOU]

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up. I just thought of a monkey wrench I knew in High School.:rll: :rll: :rll: :rll: :rll: :bows