ME & MY KITTY
01-09-2007, 04:40 PM
Woodpeckers
A Georgia woodpecker and a Kentucky woodpecker were arguing about
which state had the toughest trees.
The Georgia woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker
could peck.
The Kentucky woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in
the tree with no problem. The Georgia woodpecker was in awe.
The Kentucky woodpecker then challenged the Georgia woodpecker to
peck a tree in Kentucky that was absolutely un-peckable. The Georgia
woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the
challenge.
After flying to Kentucky, the Georgia woodpecker successfully pecked
the tree with no problem. The two woodpeckers were now confused.
How is it that the Kentucky woodpecker was able to peck the Georgia
tree and the Georgia woodpecker was able to peck the Kentucky tree
when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same
conclusion:
Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
:banana:
A Georgia woodpecker and a Kentucky woodpecker were arguing about
which state had the toughest trees.
The Georgia woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker
could peck.
The Kentucky woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in
the tree with no problem. The Georgia woodpecker was in awe.
The Kentucky woodpecker then challenged the Georgia woodpecker to
peck a tree in Kentucky that was absolutely un-peckable. The Georgia
woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the
challenge.
After flying to Kentucky, the Georgia woodpecker successfully pecked
the tree with no problem. The two woodpeckers were now confused.
How is it that the Kentucky woodpecker was able to peck the Georgia
tree and the Georgia woodpecker was able to peck the Kentucky tree
when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same
conclusion:
Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
:banana: