pumpkin
01-08-2007, 08:42 AM
Subject: A Republican on My Porch
A little old lady called 911. When the operator*
answered she yelled, "Help! Send the police to my*
house right away! There's a republican on my*
front porch and he's playing with himself."*
"What?" the operator exclaimed!*
"I said there is a republican on my front porch*
playing with himself! Please send the police!" the*
little old lady repeated.*
"Ma'am, how do you know he's a republican?"*
"Because, you* fool, if he were a democrat, he'd*
be screwing somebody!"
A little old lady called 911. When the operator*
answered she yelled, "Help! Send the police to my*
house right away! There's a republican on my*
front porch and he's playing with himself."*
"What?" the operator exclaimed!*
"I said there is a republican on my front porch*
playing with himself! Please send the police!" the*
little old lady repeated.*
"Ma'am, how do you know he's a republican?"*
"Because, you* fool, if he were a democrat, he'd*
be screwing somebody!"