Bad joke of the day

[magnummrk]

A duck walks into a grocery store and asks, You have any duck food?
The clerk responds, No.
The next day the same duck walk into the same store and asks, You have any duck food. Again the clerk responds No.
The next day the duck walks into the same store and asks again…You have any duck food. The clerk responds No, and if you come in again asking for duck food I will nail your feet to the floor.
Next day the duck walks into the same store and asks the clerk, You have any nails? The clerk responds no…so the duck ask if they have any duck food.

[GOATFALLS]

you were right it was bad!!!
:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[attyedhall]

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[Snoman]

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:rll::rll::rll::rll::rll:

[pumpkin]

:?::?::?::?::?::icon_sad::icon_sad:

[JustAKid]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[MissKitty]

pretty bad :rll::rll::rll:

[GT]

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[Mrs.Freeze]

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:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[EssexExport]

Not bad.

[galaxie]

That sucks

[blackcat]

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda ticked off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were green like the other toads. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother.

He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me green like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and suchlike."

The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says, "Toadracapokus! You're green!" The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his package, which is still yellow. He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute! My pecker's still yellow!"

To this the fairy godmother replies, "I don't do johnsons. You will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.

There is a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he also encounters the very same fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like all the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account that the hunters can spot me from a mile off."

She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand and says: "Bearuscadabra! You’re brown!"

The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the ole twig and berries, they remain purple. He says: "My wang is still purple!" She says: "I don’t do units; you will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that."

To this the bear replies: "Well that’s just dandy, but how the hell do I find The Wizard of Oz?"

The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy... just follow the yellow dick Toad!"

[galaxie]

That sucked too!

[GOATFALLS]

awful, just awful:shock:

[JustAKid]

agree............

[magnummrk]

Do you know what the square root of 69 is??





























Ate something

[GOATFALLS]

BOOOOOOOOOOOO:cry:

[JustAKid]

:cry2::cry2::cry2::cry2::cry2:shameful

[Tabasco Cat]

Just bad :rolleyes1::rolleyes1::rolleyes1:

[MeanCat]

Just bad :rolleyes1::rolleyes1::rolleyes1:


Dave where are you? How come your not on your way to Tenn.? Why don't you come out and play?

[AC-INXS]

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Dave where are you? How come your not on your way to Tenn.? Why don't you come out and play?

Jerry,,,,,Dave is still looking for his playmate to go along :rll:

[Tabasco Cat]

I WAS WONDERING WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO RICHARD :rll:

LOOKS LIKE HE IS IN GOOD HANDS AND TRYING TO GROW HIS HAIR LONG TO BE LIKE HIS IDOL :rll::rll::rll:

JERRY, WISH I COULD HAVE MADE THE TRIP

HAVE FUN ALL

[blackcat]

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde
woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile,
"So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.

The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely
manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping, turns his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond, whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian".

[GOATFALLS]

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