Welfare

[JustAKid]

From a creative friend .....

I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. Damn this is a great country.

[pumpkin]

:tu::tu::tu::tu::tu::tu::smflame::smflame::smflame :

[Snoman]

That is real close to the truth :smflame:

[JustAKid]

then he will get a credit card :smflame::smflame::smflame:

[attyedhall]

free cell phone, housing assistance, food stamps, medicaid insurance for his whole family, local utilities subsidies, bus and cab tokens, and unemployment checks.....and if he's REAL lucky.......SSI checks for life...

and we wonder why everyone from abroad wants to come here....interesting that many of the 9-11 terrorist were on some of these very subdisies prior to carrying out the attack...

[Mrs.Freeze]

hmmmm,,,,, me & my dog are going to stand in line on monday,,,,:biggrin: