Snoman
02-21-2010, 07:57 PM
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that BarrackObama is our President and that
our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIGway.To compensate for these increases,
our prices would have to increase by about 10%.But since we cannot increase our prices right
now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn'tknow how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama'bumper stickers on our employees' cars
and have decided these folks will be the onesto let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
They voted forchange....... I gave it to them.I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
THE BOSS
:rll::rll::rll::rll::rll:,,, Justice
our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIGway.To compensate for these increases,
our prices would have to increase by about 10%.But since we cannot increase our prices right
now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn'tknow how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama'bumper stickers on our employees' cars
and have decided these folks will be the onesto let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
They voted forchange....... I gave it to them.I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
THE BOSS
:rll::rll::rll::rll::rll:,,, Justice