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blackcat
12-28-2006, 04:10 PM
Carjacker Gets Lost, Calls 911 On Himself


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WPBF-TV

10:52 a.m. EST December 28, 2006

BOCA RATON, Fla. - Police said a man who carjacked an SUV in Boca Raton drove all the way to Palm Springs before becoming lost and calling 911 on himself. According to police reports, Claude King, 31, approached Caroline Funkey's black GMC Envoy while it was stopped at a red light on the Glades Road exit off Interstate 95 in Boca Raton. Upon stepping up to the car, King smashed the driver's side window and pulled the driver out of the vehicle. Once inside, police said King began to punch the other four passengers.
One of Funkey's friends, Kellina Beach, 18, struck her head on the pavement as she fell from the SUV and had to receive stitches at Boca Raton Community Hospital.
According to the report, once King removed the passengers from the SUV, he began to drive wildly around the area, finally heading southbound down I-95.
Police said that, while heading southbound, King struck a white Chevrolet pickup and decided to turn around and head north. According to the report, he then struck another vehicle along the way and decided to pull over in Palm Springs.
A few minutes after the carjacking, police said they received a 911 call from a pay phone at Second and Congress Avenues in Palm Springs. It was King.
"Um, I committed a crime," he told the dispatcher. "I stole a vehicle."
When the dispatcher asked for his name, King told them, "I'd rather do this: Could you just send the police over here?"
The dispatcher then asked where the stolen car was located, to which King replied, "I couldn't even tell you. I don't even know where I'm at."
Palm Springs police Officer Lt. Mark Hall said they found King sitting on the curb near the stolen SUV.
According to the police report, Boca Raton police arrested King and took him to the hospital for a swollen right hand. King was then booked into the Palm Beach County Jail, where he was being held without bail Wednesday night.

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Snoman
12-28-2006, 04:18 PM
:beer: :beer: :beer: 40oz'ers will do that to you !

mopardave
12-28-2006, 04:19 PM
There is no expnantion for stupid. Stupid is as stupid does.

Pepe
12-28-2006, 04:29 PM
There is no expnantion for stupid. Stupid is as stupid does.

ahh, the wisdom of Forrest :banana:

I second that ! :mrgreen:

Dreamcast18
12-28-2006, 04:47 PM
http://files.lussumo.com/stupid.jpg

blackcat
12-28-2006, 05:01 PM
And to think that the taxpayers of the Great State of Florida probably paid for his Public School education.............:rll: :rll: :rll: :rll: :rll:

mopardave
12-28-2006, 05:08 PM
Yeah, our great plan of no student left behind.......he should have remained in sixth grade!

Kevs Kat
12-28-2006, 07:07 PM
The dispatcher then asked where the stolen car was located, to which King replied, "I couldn't even tell you. I don't even know where I'm at."



He even ended his sentence with a preposition!

OK, so I'm being picky......:mrgreen:

Krzy Kat
12-29-2006, 09:02 PM
Yes, Florida education at its finest. We don't have much :S .... this happened just 20 miles from where I live, now that's nice that I have to think of this.

AC-INXS
12-30-2006, 04:58 AM
:( You guys are cruel,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he just wanted to join the Florida Kat Pack for an outing,,,,,,:rll:

Dixie Cat
12-30-2006, 08:40 AM
Boca is where we just moved from after 19 years & Glades Road was less than a few miles from our home. AC, he stole the wrong vehicle for membership in the FL KAT PACK!! :mrgreen: but I heard he got all his education from a town called Chandler??:rll:

Krzy Kat...the reason we lived in Boca over Ft Lauderdale where our business was is because Palm Beach county schools were rated superior to the Broward county ones.....I guess things have changed since we had kids in school.

Krzy Kat
12-30-2006, 08:45 AM
Nancy, I was out to dinner with some friends last night in North Palm, and even though that's such a nice neighborhood, we were talking where to send kids to school, and even there they need to do private schooling. I hear lots of schools have metal detectors and/or cops that are on staff there. CRAZY !!!

Dixie Cat
12-30-2006, 08:51 AM
Randy
When we moved to FL in '87, we were shocked that they had cops with dogs assigned to the Middle Schools! That was unreal.:(

Krzy Kat
12-30-2006, 09:08 AM
Yes, luckily I was done by then, when I graduated HS in 83, it wasn't that bad yet. But get this, I was BUSED to Boynton Beach from Lake Worth Road & Turnpike (about a 45 minute ride each way) when I was in elementary school (early 70's). Forced integrated busing, and us kids had no clue about it - LOL. The things I learned there :confused:

Dixie Cat
12-30-2006, 01:58 PM
Randy
I was reading that article again, don't they mean Palm Beach not Palm Springs? I don't remember ever hearing of a Palm Springs FL (CA yes).

Krzy Kat
12-30-2006, 07:00 PM
There is a Palm Springs, I didn't know it was an official city name. It's between Congress Avenue, Military Trail, 10th Avenue, Forest Hill. Like maybe 5 square miles in between Lake Worth and West Palm Beach. Some reason when I was reading it, i thought they meant down Like Hollywood area (south of where your shop was) ... but Yeah Palm Springs is West Palm area.

BLEW BUYOU
12-31-2006, 11:20 AM
He hitch hiked from New Orleans and heard the Prowlers had too small a gas tank. His membership was "black balled" in Flor-a DUH!:rll:

blackcat
12-31-2006, 06:13 PM
Suspects pick wrong man to carjack

Off-duty NYC police officer wounds one of alleged robbers



http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/i/msnbc/Components/Sources/sourceAP.gif Updated: 1:20 a.m. ET Dec 31, 2006

NEW YORK - The escape of two masked men making their getaway from a Queens bank disintegrated into a bloody gunfight Saturday when they tried to hijack a car from an off-duty policeman.
Officer John Lopez was shot once in the thigh after he leaped from his car and chased the men down a busy city street but he returned fire and seriously wounded his attacker, police said.
The suspect was hospitalized in critical condition with gunshot wounds to his abdomen and leg. His alleged accomplice was captured by officers who found him hiding underneath a parked car with a bag of money at his side.

“Today, another one of our finest has gone beyond the call of duty,” Mayor Michael Bloomberg said after visiting Lopez in the hospital. “These career criminals ran into the wrong guy, it turns out.”
Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said the alleged robbers were repeat felons believed to be responsible for two other bank heists in the same neighborhood this month.
The suspects were identified as Joseph Pennington and Dion Mines. The were under police guard Saturday and authorities were not sure if they had attorneys.