The Old "Mayor"

[Michael T]

The appliance store owner saw his old friend, Jerry the old mayor, in town. Jerry had lost his wife a few years ago so and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the appliance store owner asked Jerry if the rumor was true. Jerry assured him that it was. The store owner then asked Jerry the age of his new bride to be. Jerry proudly said, "She'll be 29 years old in November." Now the appliance store owner being the wise man he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an older guy. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the store owner tactfully suggested that Jerry should consider getting a hired hand to help him out running the town, knowing nature would take its own course. Jerry thought that this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. About four months later, the appliance store owner ran into Jerry in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked the store owner. Jerry proudly said "Good - she's pregnant." The store owner, happy that his profound advise had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand"? Without hesitating, Jerry said, "She's pregnant too!"

Don't ever underestimate our old mayor. :tu::tu::tu:

Michael T.
This ain't no dress rehearsal !

[katmat]

But Jerry said he was fixed!!!!:rll::rll:

[Snoman]

:tu::tu::tu::tu:

[MeanCat]

I do't know what it is but I do like younger women. Appliance salesmen not so much!:rll:

[kul52]

I do't know what it is but I do like younger women. Appliance salesmen not so much!:rll:

Mayor - I have warned my daughter about you. Now I will warn you - look what she got for Christmas. Kinda reminds me of your avatar! :biggrin:

http://www.prowltalk.com/gallery/data/500/Lindsaygun.jpg

[MeanCat]

Marty I thought You were saving her for Bob? So I just stayed away.:rll:

[kul52]

Bob? Why do think she got the gun in the first place! He hasn't called her recently and now he better not!:eek2:

[MeanCat]

Bob? Why do think she got the gun in the first place! He hasn't called her recently and now he better not!:eek2:


That Bastard!! He did her wrong.:rll:

Will maybe I misunderstood, Last time I seen them together it looked like true love.
And I'm not one to stand in another mans way. That and I could never be with a women with a gun.( just scares me):rll::rll:

[Michael T]

:tu::tu::tu::tu:

You're a good friend to have watching over the mayor. :tu:

Michael T.
This ain't no dress rehearsal !

[Mrs.Freeze]

You're a good friend to have watching over the mayor. :tu:

Michael T.
This ain't no dress rehearsal !



MOVIES,,,, :?::devil

[MeanCat]

You're a good friend to have watching over the mayor. :tu:

Michael T.
This ain't no dress rehearsal !

Sorry there Michael, I think you have it wrong a little,
He is not watching over me as much as he is watching and learning from me.:rll:

[GT]

Speakin' of women with guns....





Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

[GT]

oh...wait... that's different guns !!! My Bad !! ;)

[galaxie]

:rll::rll::rll::rll::rll:

[Mrs.Freeze]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[mike]

Speakin' of women with guns....





Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.


I love it.:rll: