colonoscopies

[halicat]

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite
humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments
made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:


1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!


2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"


3. "Can you hear me NOW?"


4.. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"


5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."


6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"


7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."


8.. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"


9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!


10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.."


11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"


12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."


And the best one of all..


13.. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
here?"

[Kruisin Kat]

:rll:

[ME & MY KITTY]

i had one done several weeks ago, i was completely out so i don't know what happened, but when i went in for the initial exam and it was over i asked the 2 doctors if they were married their answers were yes, they then asked why did i want to know if they were married, i said i was wondering how people take it in the rear cause that was terrible what i just had done. they couldn't stop laughing.

[AC-INXS]

Rick - you told Sno that you enjoyed it! lol

[ME & MY KITTY]

I MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNK AGAIN GOTTA LAY OFF THE BOTTLE OR WAS IT A CAN?