calories burned during sex

[Mrs.Freeze]

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:






With her consent
12 calories



Without her consent
2,187 calories












OPENING HER BRA:






With both hands
8 calories



With one hand
12 calories



With your teeth
485 calories












PUTTING ON A CONDOM:






With an erection
6 calories



Without an erection
3,315 calories












POSITIONS:






Missionary
12 calories



69 lying down
78 calories



69 standing up
812 calories



Wheelbarrow
216 calories



Doggy style
326 calories



Italian bandolier
2,912 calories












ORGASMS:






Real
112 calories



Fake
1,315 calories












POST ORGASM:






Lying in bed hugging
18 calories



Getting up immediately
36 calories



Explaining why you got out of bed immediately
816 calories












GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:






If you are:






20-29 years
36 calories



30-39 years
80 calories



40-49 years
124 calories



50-59 years
1,972 calories



60-69 years
7,916 calories



70 and over
Results are still pending












DRESSING AFTERWARDS:






Calmly..
32 calories



In a hurry
98 calories



With her father knocking at the door
5,218 calories



With your wife knocking at the door
13,521 calories









Results may vary!









THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD



Right now, as you read this,



69 Million Americans are having SEX!



..................and

you're on the computer,,,,

[Snoman]

:rll::rll::rll:

[EssexExport]

Well . . . I plan to burn some calories later. ;-)

[pumpkin]

Wow, I lost over 2 pounds this month. Best diet there is.:devil:devil:devil. The calories for putting on a condom, In my case is a lot more calories magnums are a little tricky.:devil:devil:devil:devil

[AC-INXS]

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:








Without an erection (most likely in Elkhorn)
3,315 calories



ORGASMS: (90 seconds in Elkhorn) :rll::rll:
no since counting calories





GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
OMG,,,,,,:rll: I'm in tears laughing. That has never happened in Elkhorn!!
:rll::rll:

[GT]

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
OMG,,,,,,:rll: I'm in tears laughing. That has never happened in Elkhorn!!
:rll::rll:




Now A/C you know that's not true....

SUE said he got two in October 2006 !

[Mrs.Freeze]

Now A/C you know that's not true....

SUE said he got two in October 2006 !



AND I WAS SOOOOOO LUCKY :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

[magnummrk]

AND I WAS SOOOOOO LUCKY :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:



Where was Tom?! :rll::rll:

[AC-INXS]

Quote:
Originally Posted by GT http://www.prowltalk.com/vbforums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.prowltalk.com/vbforums/showthread.php?p=199147#post199147)
Now A/C you know that's not true....

SUE said he got two in October 2006 !






AND I WAS SOOOOOO LUCKY :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

October 2, 2006 and October 25, 2006 > two erections in one month.:eek2:

So how do you feel you were 'lucky',,girl? :rll:

[GT]

once in a blue moon

[Mrs.Freeze]

HEY,,,,,, are you guys serious:?: do you mean to tell me that twice in a month is not alot,,,,,:mad:


HOLY SH!T,,,,, I've been missing out on alot of fun,,,,,:eek::eek::eek::rll::rll::rll: