Railroad sex

[Snoman]

A rather ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and
Orders a draft beer.

'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'As you know, I live by the
Railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last night, I
Noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of
Course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
Night, all over the house. We did everything: me on top, sometimes her on
Top, every position
imaginable!'

'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the Bartender. Was she pretty?'

'Don't know. Never found the head."


:eek::eek::eek:

[MM84]

LOL..... so she never told him she objected is what I gather from this moral of the story.:nono::rll:

[JustAKid]

:eek::eek::eek::eek:
:devil:devil:devil:devil:devil:devil

[Mrs.Freeze]

:vomit::vomit::rll:

[Pepe]

Just reading the thread title I was SURE Sno got some "dirt" on Geno :devil


well, there goes the blackmail thought :mrgreen:

[EssexExport]

Didn't have to hear the ever eternal line,"Will
you still respect me in the morning?"

[GT]

Has only happened to me ... well... less than a dozen times... in 30+ years :)

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