attyedhall
11-04-2009, 08:21 AM
Subject: FW: My New Truck
I bought a new Ford F150 XLT and returned to the dealer yesterday because I
couldn't get the radio to work.. The salesman explained that the radio was
voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I
swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the president
of the United States "
Damn I love this truck......
disclaimer....this is meant as a joke only..... I DO NOT THINK OBAMA IS AN ASSHOLE... WHILE I DISAGREE WITH MUCH OF WHAT HE HAS DONE AND IS ATTEMPTING TO DO.... I RESPECT HIM PERSONALLY AS HE IS TRYING TO DO THOSE THINGS HE CAMPAIGNED ON......
OK? JOKE ONLY........
I bought a new Ford F150 XLT and returned to the dealer yesterday because I
couldn't get the radio to work.. The salesman explained that the radio was
voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I
swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the president
of the United States "
Damn I love this truck......
disclaimer....this is meant as a joke only..... I DO NOT THINK OBAMA IS AN ASSHOLE... WHILE I DISAGREE WITH MUCH OF WHAT HE HAS DONE AND IS ATTEMPTING TO DO.... I RESPECT HIM PERSONALLY AS HE IS TRYING TO DO THOSE THINGS HE CAMPAIGNED ON......
OK? JOKE ONLY........