The Bicycle

[Lone Ranger]

Stukowski's riding along on a bicycle. His friend says, "Hey, where'd you get the bike?''

Stukowski says, "I was walking out in the country when a girl came along on this bicycle, wearing nothing but a pair of panties. She got off the bike, took off her panties, lay down, and said, "Take anything you want." "So I took the bicycle."

His friend says, "That was smart. The panties probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

[pumpkin]

What color was the bike??

[Lone Ranger]

Silver and Orange. lol



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Silver 2000
Jim & Jan

[halicat]

he could have worn them on his head....... 8)

i would have had sex with her ...... and when she was sleeping from the awesome shagging.. take the bike, and panties :P

[Lone Ranger]

I guess that would have worked you animal you. lol

[pumpkin]

Darn great idea.

[halicat]

the secret is to throw a spider on her back while doing it doggy style....

hang on cowboy !!!!! :devil

[Lone Ranger]

Now I understand. The spider is the key. Thanks for sharing. lol

Have a :beer: on me.

[halicat]

no prob...
make sure you tell her its a black spider....girls like that :wink:

[Gary C]

or you say her sister/bestfriend is better

[halicat]

mother....ohhhhhhhhhhh :shock:

[weteyes]

and then you guys would wake up from your dream .......lol

[Orange]

What color was the bike??

http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/11194.jpg

[pumpkin]

Nice color

[Orange]

Nice color

I love candy lime green........ gonna paint a prowler that color one of these days........

[Orange]

http://orangeprowler.com/images/misc/Candy_Lime_Green.jpg

[Lone Ranger]

That color would certainly get everyones attention.