What religion is her bra?

[Lone Ranger]

There are four types of bras to chose from:

The Roman Catholic supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.

The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.

[halicat]

don't forget the Mormon one... its spring loaded as not to be damaged in an earthquake...

( the main temple in salt lake city is built on huge rockers in case of earthquakes )