Snoman
10-01-2009, 01:08 PM
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
:biggrin:
:biggrin:
:biggrin:
:biggrin:
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:...... Cost - $29.99
Clinton:..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:.... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:...... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:....... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:....... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:...... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit..
Clinton:.... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:.... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:....... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:....... Monica... Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:...... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
:rll::rll::rll:
:biggrin:
:biggrin:
:biggrin:
:biggrin:
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:...... Cost - $29.99
Clinton:..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:.... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:...... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:....... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:....... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:...... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit..
Clinton:.... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:.... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:....... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:....... Monica... Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:...... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
:rll::rll::rll: