Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 11:46 AM
A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling , "Cris-co, Cris-co!'
A store clerk approaches him and says, "Sir , the Crisco is in Aisle 5."
The guy says, "I'm not looking for the Crisco you cook with, I'm calling my wife."
The clerk says, "your wife is named Crisco?"
The guy says, "No I only call her that in public."
The clerk says, "What do you call her when you're home?"
The guy says, "Lard Ass."
:beer:
A store clerk approaches him and says, "Sir , the Crisco is in Aisle 5."
The guy says, "I'm not looking for the Crisco you cook with, I'm calling my wife."
The clerk says, "your wife is named Crisco?"
The guy says, "No I only call her that in public."
The clerk says, "What do you call her when you're home?"
The guy says, "Lard Ass."
:beer: