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pumpkin
09-05-2009, 12:48 AM
Candy or cash
Nuns ran an orphanage for girls in a rural part of Georgia.

One day, the Mother Superior called in 3 teenage girls who were about to leave and seek their way in life.

'You have led a very sheltered life and you are going into an extremely sinful world,' she said.

'I must warn you that men will take advantage of you. They'll do anything to get their way.

They'll take you to restaurants, buy you drinks and dinner, then back to their apartments and motels where they'll undress you, do terrible things, give you twenty or thirty dollars and kick you out.'

'Excuse me, Mother,' one of the girls asked. 'You mean men will take advantage of us and give us cash?'

'Yes child, why do you ask?'

'Because the priests only give us candy!'

Dreamcast18
09-05-2009, 12:51 AM
:eek::eek2:

but but but i tot priest like the choir boys :devil:nono:

pumpkin
09-05-2009, 01:26 AM
:eek::eek2:

but but but i tot priest like the choir boys :devil:nono:

Yes, I was a choir boy and If I could only remember the priest name I would be rich today.:devil:devil:devil:devil:devil:devil:devil:d evil:devil:devil

Snoman
09-05-2009, 05:42 AM
:eek::eek2:

but but but i tot priest like the choir boys :devil:nono:


Depends on the priest :devil

GeoProwler
09-05-2009, 09:05 AM
Time for confession...:devil

EssexExport
09-05-2009, 09:39 AM
:rll::rll::rll:

GOATFALLS
09-05-2009, 03:30 PM
:nono::mad::smflame: :rll::rll::rll: