40 years of marriage

[TooHipCat]

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny
yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.

'The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love,
but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92
years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should
remember fairies are female.....

[MeanCat]

There is something remember.

[OnTheProwl]

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[pumpkin]

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[MissKitty]

ungrateful bastard... :rll::rll::rll:

[Snoman]

remember fairies are female












Not all of them anylonger :rll::rll::rll::rll: Good joke :rll:

[blackcat]

Bitch............:tu::tu::tu::tu:

[MissKitty]

Bitch............:tu::tu::tu::tu:

:nono::nono::nono:.....................:rll:

[blackcat]

:nono::nono::nono:.....................:rll:


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[attyedhall]

theyre all sisters i tell ya....they stick together like flys on a pile of goatcrap.....:roll:

[JustAKid]

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[Mrs.Freeze]

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[GOATFALLS]

theyre all sisters i tell ya....they stick together like flys on a pile of goatcrap.....:roll:
leave the goatcrap out of it:nono:

[TooHipCat]

theyre all sisters i tell ya....they stick together like flys on a pile of goatcrap.....:roll:

So true!!!:tu:

Two ladies were sharing husband horror stories the other day at the Blue Seal feed and grain store by my house. One of them was an employee behind the counter.:eek2:

I tried to intervene and stick up for us guys...but it didn't work...lol.

[Roger Waring]

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