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pumpkin
10-26-2006, 09:48 AM
A University of Alabama graduate had a flat tire, pulled off on the
side of the
road,
and
proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one
behind
it.
Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned
around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares
in
the
front and flares in the back! I never did understand it either."
halicat
10-26-2006, 10:11 AM
thats what Dusti does and all he gets is women...lol

:wink:
TooHipCat
10-27-2006, 09:10 AM
No offense over here Norm! :wink:

You can change the state of origin to NH the next time...I sure as hell don't care! :lol:
halicat
10-27-2006, 09:15 AM
dang college boys think they know it all 8)
pumpkin
10-27-2006, 09:18 AM
Wow. I really don't believe it. :?: :?: :?:
Dreamcast18
10-27-2006, 09:18 AM
Ha! I just read it over there...dumb...

Norm can make fun of LaLa Land folks all day...but the Prowltalk official whipping boy/country I believe is those folks north of the border :wink:

NH is pretty close to the border..we can sure lump them together! 8)
halicat
10-27-2006, 09:23 AM
May I remind you the last time you tried to "lump" us northerners.... we set the Whitehouse on fire...

mind you it was in 1812... but it was all I had...lol

you still freezing your testcicles in Philly ?
Dreamcast18
10-27-2006, 09:28 AM
Nope! Back in Sunny California for the weekend b4 going back to Philly to freeze my gonads... :wink:

The new question is..where in the world is Dustis??? :lol:
Hint: He's next door to Scott...

May I remind you the last time you tried to "lump" us northerners.... we set the Whitehouse on fire...

mind you it was in 1812... but it was all I had...lol

you still freezing your testcicles in Philly ?
halicat
10-27-2006, 09:34 AM
Dusti is out in California tanning his nards.... :lol:
Krzy Kat
10-27-2006, 11:11 AM
Well, our 2 day cold snap is over, and I had to close the windows last night and turn the A/C back on. (Guess winter's over)
halicat
10-27-2006, 11:13 AM
Prick.... :wink:
Dreamcast18
10-27-2006, 11:57 AM
Interesting new obession with gonads and pricks..Jimbo..is there something we should know about?

:devil
Prick.... :wink:
halicat
10-27-2006, 12:50 PM
I said nothing about gonads.... I said "nards"...

thats a whole different .......word

:)
TooHipCat
10-27-2006, 07:24 PM
NH is pretty close to the border..we can sure lump them together!

Damn straight!!! :tu:

If I have to go see Hellcat and his owner by myself next Summer...I will!!!

Brian :D
Snoman
10-27-2006, 07:26 PM
What the hell was up with that bambam he pissed me off with that shit!
halicat
10-27-2006, 07:26 PM
:tu:


:beer:
halicat
10-27-2006, 07:33 PM
i'm missing something...

did anyone notice the other site has gone wanky ?
Snoman
10-27-2006, 07:41 PM
it went dark says im the only on wtf!
TooHipCat
10-27-2006, 07:51 PM
it went dark says im the only on wtf!

I got the same Sno! :shock:
blackcat
10-27-2006, 07:51 PM
Yep heaven just got whacked...............
halicat
10-27-2006, 07:56 PM
It happend last Sunday .....

won't accept the password either...

everyone must have went up to the mother ship behind the comet...lol
Snoman
10-27-2006, 08:32 PM
Norm post another joke :mrgreen:
TooHipCat
10-27-2006, 08:42 PM
everyone must have went up to the mother ship behind the comet...lol

I'm still here...FOR NOW!!! :shock: :rll:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/twinflame7/0006-1.jpg
DavidN
10-27-2006, 08:44 PM
its the winter cleaning time.....lol.... the server had problems and now its fixed minus few threads... :rll:
AC-INXS
10-27-2006, 10:40 PM
:D

I think Norm should have used Wisconsin in the joke,,,,,bunch of dumb asses there!

Bambam must have a cob stuck up his ass,,,,,,,,,,humorless individual.

Norm - you can use me in any of your jokes,,,,,I can take it! Don't let Mr. grade point average piss you off,,,,,,,life is too short. Besides,,,the majority of us like your humer,,,,even if Pat doesn't :d:
Pepe
10-29-2006, 09:07 PM
LMAO,

hey, THAT USED to work with the ladies in Bama, but even THOSE have smartened up a bit (please notice 'a BIT' - not TOO much LOL)

You're DAMN right I'm tanning my nards, actually they got scorched yesterday when it ALMOST had 90's here !
TooHipCat
10-29-2006, 09:31 PM
You're DAMN right I'm tanning my nards, actually they got scorched yesterday when it ALMOST had 90's here !

Nice to hear you're having fun Dusti...but that's a little too much information!!! :shock: :rll: