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pumpkin
06-02-2005, 10:13 AM
Subject: Then wash your hands and give me some jelly beans




Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax
and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the
older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are
used?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for him.
He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would
be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
Gary C
06-02-2005, 10:17 AM
SIC people, love it.........
Lone Ranger
06-02-2005, 01:45 PM
Well it is true and you can run and play and do other fun things as well.
weteyes
06-02-2005, 05:07 PM
dont laugh...
it works for me
lol
GT
06-03-2005, 01:03 AM
Reminds me of the one where the guy walked into the cafe....

sign said: Grilled Cheese sandwich.... $2.00
Hand Job..................... $10.00


When he asked the waitress if she were the one that gave the handjobs, and she agreed that she was, he said,
Well go wash up and fix me a grilled cheese :)
Orange
06-03-2005, 02:39 AM
Reminds me of the one where the guy walked into the cafe....

sign said: Grilled Cheese sandwich.... $2.00
Hand Job..................... $10.00


When he asked the waitress if she were the one that gave the handjobs, and she agreed that she was, he said,
Well go wash up and fix me a grilled cheese :)

:tu:
Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 11:14 AM
Liked that!

:beer:
Gary C
06-03-2005, 01:58 PM
I just washed my hands, whole wheat or white?
Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 03:01 PM
Would prefer rye, thank you. And a

:beer:
pumpkin
06-03-2005, 03:08 PM
Hate cheese :beer:
Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 03:12 PM
OK pumpkins forget the damn cheese and have a

:beer: lol
pumpkin
06-03-2005, 03:15 PM
Don't drink but will have a coke.
pumpkin
06-03-2005, 03:20 PM
Should say I quit drinking and smoking.