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07-30-2009, 03:51 PM
Cannibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
> + Tenderized Tourist: $5.00
> + Broiled Missionary: $10.00
> + Fried Explorer: $15.00
> + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politician?"
The cook replied from the kitchen, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
> + Tenderized Tourist: $5.00
> + Broiled Missionary: $10.00
> + Fried Explorer: $15.00
> + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politician?"
The cook replied from the kitchen, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."