Two dwarfs

[pumpkin]

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.

The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH! all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, How did it go? The first whispers back: It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection. The second dwarf shook his head. You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't
even get on the bed!

[blackcat]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[Tabasco Cat]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[EssexExport]

Oh brother!:rll:

[AC-INXS]

That was no joke,,,,,

that was Tangled and his painter buddy Helmet Dorn,,during a recent trip to Las Vegas. All the hotties consider them dwarfs,,,,in the physical sense!
The gals reported that their junk wasn't worth the time or money alotted.....

[JustAKid]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[GeoProwler]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[Mr.Mcgoo]

:rll::rll:

[Mrs.Freeze]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[Snoman]

:rll::rll::rll: Thats why freeze wanted such a tall bed :confused: