Mrs.Freeze
07-15-2009, 04:26 PM
A man was
sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no
legs.
Three women
were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman
said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said
'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second
woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said,
'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman
came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f#cked?'
The fellow's
eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'
She said, 'You
will be when the tide comes in.'
sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no
legs.
Three women
were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman
said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said
'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second
woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said,
'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman
came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f#cked?'
The fellow's
eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'
She said, 'You
will be when the tide comes in.'