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DR PROWLER
07-08-2009, 08:50 AM
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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,
'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.







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'From now on when I say BELL 1




I want you to strip naked.



When I say BELL 2


I want you to jump in bed.



And when I say BELL 3



We are going to make love all night.





'The next night he came home from work and yelled'BELL 1!'


His wife promptly took all her clothes off.

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Then he yelled' BELL 2!'and the wife jumped into bed…






When he yelled'BELL 3!'they began making love.


After a few minutes the wife yelled'BELL 4!'


'What the hell is BELL4?' asked the husband?





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'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied



'YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!'



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pumpkin
07-08-2009, 09:19 AM
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