pumpkin
09-25-2006, 02:42 PM
A Guy walks into the local welfare office,
marches straight up to the counterand says
"Hi. I want you to know that I hate drawing welfare
and I'd really rather have a job."
The man behind the welfare desk says,
"Well, your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening >from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around
in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort her on her overseas
holiday trips. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says "You're bullshitting me."
The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
marches straight up to the counterand says
"Hi. I want you to know that I hate drawing welfare
and I'd really rather have a job."
The man behind the welfare desk says,
"Well, your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening >from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around
in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort her on her overseas
holiday trips. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says "You're bullshitting me."
The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it."