Valentines - NOT

[pumpkin]

Subject: Fwd: FW: Valentines - NOT



Happy Valentines.........."NOT".......
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHING POST COMPETION

ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,

BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:



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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,

This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace,

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife --

Marrying you, screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming,

That's why I always wake up screaming.

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My loving darling, you doth my breath take away --

What have you stepped in, to smell this way?

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My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe, "Go To Hell."

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What inspired this amorous rhyme? --

Two parts vodka, one part lime!

[halicat]

:lol: :rll:

can't wait to get home with these beauties....