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pumpkin
05-07-2009, 12:49 PM
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>> Windshield Bug
>>
>> A man and a woman were driving down the
>> road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when
>> suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's
>> penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car
>> window.
>>
>> Driving behind the couple was a man and his
>> 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting
>> away at her father when all of a sudden the penis
>> smacked their car windshield, stuck for a
>> moment, then flew off.
>>
>> Surprised, the daughter asked her father,
>> "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
>>
>> Shocked, but not wanting to expose his
>> little girl to anything sexual at such a young age,
>> the father replied, "It....it was only a bug,
>> Honey."
>>
>> The daughter sat with a confused look on
>> her face, and after a moment said..
>>
>> "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
>>

Snoman
05-07-2009, 01:19 PM
Hate when that happens :rll::rll::rll:

GOATFALLS
05-07-2009, 02:08 PM
:devil:rll::rll::rll::rll:

EssexExport
05-07-2009, 02:40 PM
:rll::rll::rll::rll:

Mrs.Freeze
05-07-2009, 03:34 PM
:rll::rll::rll::rll::rll:

GeoProwler
05-07-2009, 04:14 PM
:rll::rll::rll::rll:

GOATFALLS
05-07-2009, 04:39 PM
:rll::rll::rll::rll::rll:
That's an awful big smile:nono: and it wasn't that funny:smflame:

JustAKid
05-07-2009, 06:09 PM
Ouch and :rll::rll::rll:

Mrs.Freeze
05-07-2009, 07:22 PM
That's an awful big smile:nono: and it wasn't that funny:smflame:


OOOhhhhh,,, I THINK SO :devil:devil:devil:devil