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pumpkin
04-16-2009, 05:41 PM
GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is
Leroy's homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody
get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they
gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8.Israel- Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He
say, "Bullshit, that watchisrael".
9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.
10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11.Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is :"OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

Dixie Cat
04-16-2009, 05:50 PM
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blackcat
04-16-2009, 06:48 PM
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EssexExport
04-16-2009, 06:51 PM
Reminds me of my old home town: Newark, NJ.

Snoman
04-16-2009, 07:50 PM
2 Things I must ask

1) Is his name Leroy or La'Roy

2) Could his name really be Jerry :biggrin:

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JustAKid
04-16-2009, 08:06 PM
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Mrs.Freeze
04-17-2009, 08:52 AM
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Roger Waring
04-17-2009, 09:54 AM
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