Plink

[pumpkin]

"Subject: Plink



Plink! Plink! Plink!
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange....."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and
heard a plink-plink- plink in the toilet; and when I looked down, the
water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."
"Uh-huh"
"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there
were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she
implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there,
it's nothing to be scared about."




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[Mrs.Freeze]

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I went for my yearly exam on St. Patricks day,,,

Dr walks in,,, wearing green,,, I asked him if he was irish,, no he says,, I said I am,,

so he asked me what I was wearing green,,, looked up from his clip board and said

"Oh I guess you're not",,, I was sitting on the exam table in my little gown the nurse

handed me :devil

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