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NDPENDANT
03-25-2009, 05:58 PM
> > >> An Israeli doctor
> > >> said to a medical conference,
> > >> "Medicine in my country is so advanced,
> we can
> > >> take a kidney out of one
> > >> person, put it into another and have him
> looking
> > >> for work in six weeks!"
> > >>
> > >> The German doctor stood up and said,
> > >> "Well
> > >> medicine in my county is so advanced, we can
> take a lung
> > >> out of
> > >> one person
> > >> and put it into another and have him looking
> for work in 4
> > >>
> > >> weeks"
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> The Russian doctor got up and said "My
> country is even
> > >> more advanced,
> > >>
> > >> we can remove half a heart from one person,
> put it
> > >> into another and have
> > >> them both looking for
> > >> work in just 2 weeks!"
> > >>
> > >> Not to be outdone, the
> > >> American doctor stood up and addressed the
> > >> conference, "Well" he said "My
>
> > >> country is so far advanced in medicine, we
> can take
> > >> an Asshole out of
> > >> Chicago , transplant him in the
> > >> White House, and have half the country
> looking for
> > >> work in 24
> > >> hours!"
JustAKid
03-25-2009, 07:10 PM
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kat hunter
03-25-2009, 07:13 PM
> > >> An Israeli doctor
> > >> said to a medical conference,
> > >> "Medicine in my country is so advanced,
> we can
> > >> take a kidney out of one
> > >> person, put it into another and have him
> looking
> > >> for work in six weeks!"
> > >>
> > >> The German doctor stood up and said,
> > >> "Well
> > >> medicine in my county is so advanced, we can
> take a lung
> > >> out of
> > >> one person
> > >> and put it into another and have him looking
> for work in 4
> > >>
> > >> weeks"
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> The Russian doctor got up and said "My
> country is even
> > >> more advanced,
> > >>
> > >> we can remove half a heart from one person,
> put it
> > >> into another and have
> > >> them both looking for
> > >> work in just 2 weeks!"
> > >>
> > >> Not to be outdone, the
> > >> American doctor stood up and addressed the
> > >> conference, "Well" he said "My
>
> > >> country is so far advanced in medicine, we
> can take
> > >> an Asshole out of
> > >> Chicago , transplant him in the
> > >> White House, and have half the country
> looking for
> > >> work in 24
> > >> hours!"


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pumpkin
03-25-2009, 07:47 PM
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attyedhall
03-25-2009, 07:55 PM
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blackcat
03-25-2009, 08:08 PM
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Snoman
03-25-2009, 08:34 PM
Now that was :rll::rll::rll::rll: as heck :tu:
Mrs.Freeze
03-25-2009, 08:35 PM
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