Reason for the oil shortage

[pumpkin]

Subject: [MB] Reason for the oil shortage


A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have
an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in
Alaska
California
Oklahoma
TEXAS
UTAH
and Wyoming

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC

[mopardave]

So True! Good One...

[halicat]

We got a bunch of Dipsticks in Ottawa in case you get low....

also quite a few Dipshits....

not to mention a gaggle of Dickheads...they are mostly in Quebec :wink:

Oui !