Mrs.Freeze
01-28-2009, 03:20 PM
>>>> ONE TOUGH WISCONSIN LADY
>>>>
>>>> A little old lady is walking down the street in Green Bay WI.,
>>>> dragging
>>>> two
>>>> huge plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in
>>>> one
>>>> of the bags, and every once in a while a $50 bill is flying out of it
>>>> onto
>>>> the pavement.
>>>>
>>>> Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $50 bills
>>>> falling
>>>> out of that bag..."
>>>>
>>>> "Damn!" says the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see if I can
>>>> still
>>>> find some.Thanks for the warning!"
>>>>
>>>> "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
>>>> money?"
>>>> "Did you steal it?"
>>>>
>>>> "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard butts up to
>>>> the
>>>> parking lot of Lambeau Field. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans
>>>> come
>>>> and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!
>>>> So, I go and stand be hind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and
>>>> each
>>>> time
>>>> someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say : $50 or
>>>> off
>>>> it
>>>> comes!"
>>>>
>>>> "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
>>>> what's in
>>>> the other bag?"
>>>>
>>>> "Well", says the little old lady, "Some guys think I'm bluffing.
>>>>
>>>> A little old lady is walking down the street in Green Bay WI.,
>>>> dragging
>>>> two
>>>> huge plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in
>>>> one
>>>> of the bags, and every once in a while a $50 bill is flying out of it
>>>> onto
>>>> the pavement.
>>>>
>>>> Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $50 bills
>>>> falling
>>>> out of that bag..."
>>>>
>>>> "Damn!" says the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see if I can
>>>> still
>>>> find some.Thanks for the warning!"
>>>>
>>>> "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
>>>> money?"
>>>> "Did you steal it?"
>>>>
>>>> "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard butts up to
>>>> the
>>>> parking lot of Lambeau Field. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans
>>>> come
>>>> and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!
>>>> So, I go and stand be hind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and
>>>> each
>>>> time
>>>> someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say : $50 or
>>>> off
>>>> it
>>>> comes!"
>>>>
>>>> "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
>>>> what's in
>>>> the other bag?"
>>>>
>>>> "Well", says the little old lady, "Some guys think I'm bluffing.