pumpkin
07-06-2006, 12:55 PM
Subject: Limericks (These are a little ribald)
(These are a little ribald)
This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the two words Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the unabomber) in a limerick. Here are the three winners:
Third Place:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
"Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On his flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second Place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
Don't leave any clues like Kaczinski
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown
(These are a little ribald)
This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the two words Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the unabomber) in a limerick. Here are the three winners:
Third Place:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
"Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On his flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second Place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
Don't leave any clues like Kaczinski
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown