pumpkin
07-03-2006, 01:57 PM
A woman went to her doctor and said that she wanted an operation because
the lips of her vagina are much too large. She asked the doctor to keep the
operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find
out.
The doctor agreed. She woke up from her operation and found three roses
carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the
doctor and said, " I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"
"Don't worry," he said, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from
me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second
one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the
operation done herself."
"Who is the third rose from?" she asked.
"Oh," said the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn
unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
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-------Original Message-------
Three Roses
the lips of her vagina are much too large. She asked the doctor to keep the
operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find
out.
The doctor agreed. She woke up from her operation and found three roses
carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the
doctor and said, " I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"
"Don't worry," he said, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from
me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second
one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the
operation done herself."
"Who is the third rose from?" she asked.
"Oh," said the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn
unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
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-------Original Message-------
Three Roses