pumpkin
06-30-2006, 09:28 AM
Subject: Adult Fairy Tales
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,
and promised
to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball,
but only on two conditions. "First, you
must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second
condition?"You must be home by 2:00 a.m.
Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and
goes, and Cinderella
doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking
love struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was
supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince,
Fairy Godmother.
He took care of everything."
The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of
power! Tell me his name!"
Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, .. Peter, Peter,
something or other..."
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CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,
and promised
to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball,
but only on two conditions. "First, you
must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second
condition?"You must be home by 2:00 a.m.
Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and
goes, and Cinderella
doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking
love struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was
supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince,
Fairy Godmother.
He took care of everything."
The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of
power! Tell me his name!"
Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, .. Peter, Peter,
something or other..."
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