pumpkin
06-26-2006, 08:56 AM
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the
Big Bad Wolf
jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said,
"Red, I'm going to
screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket
and pulled
out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not.
You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
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Big Bad Wolf
jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said,
"Red, I'm going to
screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket
and pulled
out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not.
You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
______________________